IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
|—||Haruki Murakami (via rochelledelaroche)|
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon And Sixpence
Yeah, replace that with a glass of whiskey.
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
people when they walk into my room
I hope I one day love someone as much as I love my sweet puppy.
SOULFUL WISHES BALLAD
You’d better believe that all us Magic Kingdom Cast Members passionately lipsync this while playing air guitars every night
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
The hardest man in the restaurant business and he uplifts kids
You know why? Because he sees their potential. If they learn well now, and have someone to support and mentor them at this stage, they won’t grow up to be the crazy, belligerent people we see Ramsey berating on ‘Hell’s Kitchen.’
Gordon Ramsey is perceived as being some huge douchebag, but he’s actually just a very charming and assertive man who’s very passionate about what he does.